Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Study Law/Study Lorr?

Why British think 80% of M'sians coming to UK to study law?

UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?

Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.

Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia .

Visitor: Why do you say that?

Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they're here to read law.

Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew. Hard to believe in fact.

Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.

*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration counter*

Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?

Ah Chong: Study LORRR..

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Not feel like blogging.

Hey, first of all, I'm very sorry. This few days, I don't feel like blogging. Maybe I'm busying with my assignment. Is like hell! One of the assignment, individual assignment, due date this Tuesday and I haven't started doing it. Makes it worst, I haven't think of a topic yet! This term is short, only 7 weeks. Is 4th week now, one month to the very final exam which I'll graduate my CBA and going for DAC this coming May. That mean I'll need to do well in this, I can't play a fool with it!

Anyway, I update my blog now. Hahaha.. That all, not on the mood for blogging.

Oh ya, show u something. The Green Man!

Warren getting a KISS.

Okey, I'm not suppose to post it! So shaddap. Shhhhh..

Chee Hsien

Monday, March 19, 2007

Many theft here! And I was one of them.

Last week, I was going for supper around 1am in the morning. We spotted this when the lift door open.

Then we were thinking who dump this? It is still nice and sit-able. So we decided to took it. But I gave suggestion that we take it after we back from supper. 1 hour later, the sofa still there.

fast fast.. stole it before anyone see us!

macam mana masuk lift?

sudah masuk pun...

half way there....

angkat tinggi sikit!!

There it goes. Done!

Okey, I missed one part. While they try to fit in the lift, I ran away because there cames 2 or 3 indian guy. They asked "Is this yours?" My housemate quickly answer yes without taking any breath! Hahahahaha...

We became a theft.
Chee Hsien

Friday, March 16, 2007

Paper, Scissors, Stone!

We were at Greenlane Mcdonald last night. Our purpose is to discuss our role-play. When we came to the character. One of us(4 boys) will have to act a girl character. We came to the final decision that this two boys will be the finalist. One of them will act the girl. But the problem is, both of them also refuse to act it, so we came with this idea. We play by the rules. Whoever win 2 out of 3 rounds no need to act girl. This is what it happens.

Click here.

I was 1-0, then 1-1. Then you watch the result. Is very funny if you were on the scene. I can't stop laughing. Try to concentrate what they said. Once I started laughing, I just can't stop. Muahahaha....

Chee Hsien

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Vote for Avril Lavigne !

As some of my friend know, I'm a big fan of Avril Lavigne since she launch her 1st album, Let Go. She was once a Artist of the Month in Hitz.FM for the month JULY 2004. Whoah.. I still remember.. Her new album will release next month. Her new single is rock !! Check it out !! Girlfriend!!

One thing I have to say about her is, she grew up. Muahahaha... She is a rock chick now. Not a pop princess anymore. Muahahaha...

Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend

Now, you can vote for her as Artist of the Month for April 2007! Click here to vote!

PS: I don't know why I wrote this. Maybe my brain not working to think something to blog. I didn't get any commission from her lah. Hahaha...

Chee Hsien

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Am I a Penangite?

Okay, okay.. Let me get this right. I was born in Penang. Penang is the place I grow up and I'd stay for 19 years. What kind of penangite am I? Although I live here for so many years, I don't even know penang got so many food until I read Kennysia wrote this and Eve wrote this.

Well, I do know some of it la, but I didn't expect it to be such a long list! I know I'm very lousy. I will take sometimes to try out all those food!

Huah.. My hostel is so damn hot man!! What the hell is happening in Penang? Why is it so hot? I need an air-cond!! Let you have a look at my room and how i write this blog.

Such a small room with only one fan blowing the wind toward me. Thats the bed I writing this blog. The desktops belong to my roommate.

Huah.. too hot!! Can't tahan. Can't continue already la!!

Chee Hsien

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Is This A BBQ or Jungle Trekking?

My friend told me that they were going for a BBQ at Teluk Bahang. I thought it located at the seaside. So I just wear a slipper. When we reach there, I saw this.

Since when it become Taman Negara Pulau Pinang? I think it should be "Taman Negeri"! Those penang bloggers did came here last week right?

I thought it should be seaside. Mana tau, BBQ inside the jungle! Just a 10 minute "walk", this is the place they suggest to BBQ!

See those guy already have so much fun there.

Wanna know what's underneath?

This!! Yummy!

Finish it within 5 minutes.

Thats me with my camera. On the way back.

Snap some photo of the scenery and lazy to post it here..Maybe one.

Spot a monkey with his orange.

Thats a funny ones.

Waw... tired already, sleepy too.. Good Night!

Chee Hsien

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Haunted Apartment?

There is a time when time shouldn't be played. A place where places shouldn't be visited. Why this time, this place, this moment? It all begins one late evening, in this old and freaking hostel...

All my housemate leave me alone in this apartment. Those stupid time-table, just because I'm the only one that have Saturday class and all of them already went back to our lovely hometown. I had my dinner with some of my classmate that also alone in their hostel. We went to pulau tikus to have the best Lok-Lok in town, but too many people there and we can't get near the stall! So we decide to sit aside and eat some so called not-so-nice food. I want to go haagen daze to have some dessert and try what Boss Stewie does. But we don't have that much money to do that, cancelled my desert, then when to Gurney Plaza to have a walk and check it out! F1 formula car parking right inside there! Get to catch some photo with my SE k750i camera phone. I should bring along my camera as I left it in my car.


Ferrari leh..

Hahaha.. I wanna ask the person in-charge if I can have a sit and took a picture. Hahaha.. Hey, I thought I saw Eve there too. I don't know is her or not, maybe just someone who look alike. Muahahaha.... Later on, me and my classmate end up chatting at starbucks.

Now in this room, is so cold, I shut all the window already and I thought I heard some weird noise from somewhere. Weird!! Can someone come accompany me?

Happy Birthday to my dear friend that is currently in KL suppose to be in KL but be seen in one of the coffee shop in Butterworth in the morning of her birthday, Mei Ling. Hahaha... Weird!

Chee Hsien

Thursday, March 08, 2007

What Is A Blog?

This is just the first week of my 3rd semester and I already received my first assignment. Well, when Ms. KSN (stands for Su-Ning Kam, not KNS, KNS is Kanasai!) explain about the first 4 assignment, I was thinking, no wonder this is a 100% coursework subject la. I'll have to do Individual Presentation, Role-Play, Group Discussion and I forgot about the another ones. First thing went through my mind for Individual Presentation is about blog. I was thinking to use "What is a blog?" as my title. I need to explain what is a blog, the advantage and the disadvantage, and types of blog. She give we 20 question to choose and I don't like all of them, all I can think of is blog! So dear reader, I'll need your help. Please tell me what is a blog. I need your opinion. What can you do with blog? I'll very appreciate you help. Thanks in Advance.

My result for 2nd semester release. And I pass all subject!! Woohoo... I quickly access to my college web when it came to the time and have a view.

This is the screenshot.

Yeah, today is International Womens Day. Women cames first today. Women is the boss for the day. Muahahaha...

Help me with my assignment.
Chee Hsien

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Mother In-Law

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the Skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you? My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

Monday, March 05, 2007

Chinese New Year Is Over

Chinese New Year is over. What did you do during this festive season? Something good? Or something bad? Of course, gambling is a MUST. Hahaha.. But it still illegal.

We've been so happy even though we lose our money.

Okey okey.. Is over, won't talk about it anymore. Anyway, I just came back form college. Is the first day. First lecture was boring. Mr. Ong Peng Song! Si Peh Song! His Class bo song! Now I beh song! Walao eh, I don't know how he teach la, when I turn my head to the back, I guess most of the student were chatting. Maybe 1 or 2 people concentrating.

Just know that my English tutor will be Ms. Su-Ning Kam. She is nice, teach me before when I was in first semester. 3 days left to get the result. Oh My God! So fast!

Chee Hsien

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Where Is Everybody?

Hey, is Chap Goh Meh! Where is everybody? I just went ronda-ronda with my dad and my grandma and of course without my brother. Hahaha. I went around Auto-City and guess what? Is quiet there! Lots of empty parking, starbucks is empty, bed has only one group of four people there. Needless to say, KFC is and was and will always the less people there. If you see crowded people in KFC, you can go home already because most of the restaurant will also FULL with people except the Hongkie Restaurant! Who wanna go Auto-City just to eat KFC? KFC is everywhere and the other is not! If you go for KFC, you are ______. (Fill in the blank for me =D)

Still the question, where is everybody? Girls that's single and looking for hubby went to throw mandarin into the river and the boys try to collect it? Muahaha... How about the couple? Those couple throw pineapple to get marry? Or banana? Apple? Grapes? DURIANs? Hahaha... Is Sunday night, normally this time will be traffic jam at Auto-City. Maybe there's some event held at somewhere I didn't know.

So, where is everybody? Okey, I'll stop asking. No more Chinese New Year means no more ang pow. What I'm gonna do with my ang pow money? Any Idea? Spend it? Keep in bank?

Happy Chap Goh Meh! Enjoy the last day of the New Year! Enjoy? I'm here blogging is enjoying? Haha..

Chee Hsien

Roti Canai Kosong That Made by Tissue

I just downloaded Mircosoft Digital Image Starter Edition 2006 for temporary use. Only 30 days trial. Is not that good as Adobe Photoshop but is actually okey if I didn't try to do other nasty thing.

Yesterday night I went to a mamak stall and order a capati, but 2 minute later the waiter told me capati sudah habis. So I choose 2 roti kosong. I didn't expect it turn out like this.

He did put the "kua" on top without I request it. I want to change but they seems very busy cause got quite lots of people. Never mind, I eat! Is not that tasty after all. Me and my friend put a joke on it, make fun with it. It turn to this.

It really a tissue. No kidding! We made it!

It really looks like a roti canai la. I dare not to eat anymore. Imagine thats a tissue, how can you eat? I was thinking it look like shit more than tissue.

You named it ! Roti Canai? Tissue? Or Shit?

I will go to that mamak stall next time but I won't order Roti Canai anymore !

Well, my college starts 3rd semester tomorrow and I'm looking forward to meet my friend, but of course getting the exam result is not a thing I'm looking forward to.

Chee Hsien

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Is all gone...

All gone.. I don't know what the hell my brother done with my laptop here.. I was trying to use my Internet Explorer but I can't find it anywhere. Luckily I still have Firefox here. Is gone suddenly, even the MS Paint. What the hell did he do?

Actually I got lots of photo update in my blog today, but I can't do it now since I can't do some photoshop on it. I guess I'll have to reformat my laptop again. I just format it not long ago (Well is actually quite long already, 4 months ago). It will took me one day, yeah whole day, to complete it because it needs to update this update that. Is like you are going for a plastic surgery. Muahaha... Format is a big headache for me. I can't find anything for me to back up my files.

Great, can't blog already.

****Update @ 3rd March @ 2024:

Okey, now I found my Internet Explorer.
****Update @ 4th March @ 2107:
Great! I can't change my mouse cursor either! All gone, only left the default ones.

Chee Hsien

Friday, March 02, 2007

5 Reason Why Chee Hsien Blog

Yeah, I got tagged by Warren. Just because of my finger can't get off my keyboard and asked for this trouble. Here I go...

1st Reason: I see friend blog and I follow them... Now I'm in love with my blog.

2nd Reason: 1st time visit Warren web and is so cool and decided to make my blog look cooler than him, but I can't.

3rd Reason: Some friends ask to update my blog when I wasn't do so. Then I blog some small things.

4th Reason: Make more friends??

5th Reason: Hahaha.. I can't find the last reason... Hmmm... Spending my boring time?

Yeah, finish. Well I don't know who to tag.

  1. miChi3

  2. scorpheuz

  3. Cedric Ang (got tagged d)

  4. minny (got tagged d)

  5. hA'o Ha'O

No idea...

Chee Hsien

Thursday, March 01, 2007

First Night In March 2007

In the middle of the night. Is almost 3am. I'm still sitting in front of my laptop doing nothing. And, my stomach is empty. Warren shows up on MSN and we chat a while.

Warren: so late never slip?
Me: cant sleep ar..
Warren: so hungry la..
Me: haha.. me too..

Me: masak maggie mee la..

Warren: lazy

Me: bite ur meat then.. haha

Warren: hahaha... good idea...

Me: lolx.

Warren: damn tired but lazy to slip la..

Me: sleep also lazy?

Warren: yea.. serious wan..

Me: how come??

Warren: dunno la.. reading blog now.. haiz..

Me: lolx..

Warren: serious leh..

Me: I'm going to blog now..

Warren: cool... about what?

Me: dunno... thinking...

Warren: hahaha...

3 minute later.. I started this blog..

Warren: blur d la.. wanna oink oink d... see u in dream land..
Me: okie.. bye !

I don't know what the hell I'm trying write in this post. Hahaha... I'll be blogging in two place, one is here and another one is Warren's Web. Check it out ! www.warrentan.net

Chee Hsien