Mission Impossible!

Just to clarify something. On my previous entry, I said my External hard disk will keep my porn. Let me get this right, the word is just meant for jokes. Muahahaha. I didn't store it in my hard disk. What I've save is just my photo. I got tonnes of photo! You know lar, I like to take photo mah.

Another thing, what's wrong with boy watching porn? Eh, straight guy watch porn okay? Is normal! It is ABNORMAL if a guy don't watch porn! Muahahahah..

This coming Saturday, we have The Orient's Voice bloggers' meet! Can't wait for it cause I get to meet ShoutOut's shouters and fellow bloggers! Is must be cool! Ar, Kennysia is coming and other too, like hongkiat and etc lar.. But hor, I got many things to do before I attend this event. First, my lecturer canceled next next week's class and replace this sat! Oklor, never mind. Then I came to realize that my secondary school is having a Canteen Day this Saturday too! WTF! I wanna go all this! I can't skip class cause got something important to complete, but I wanna go to the secondary school to have a look cause is been sometimes I didn't went back there. I can't attend both cause one is in BUTTERWORTH, one is in TANJUNG BUNGAH! Walao eh! Is more that 30km between!

So so... Mission Impossible!! Anyway I still have one more day to think about it.. Sorry if I lack of update this few day. I'm broke, so I just stay at home, nothing happen to me at home, thats why nothing to update.

Anyway, I came to let you laugh with some jokes! Enjoy the joke below!

How to give a smart answer??

1) It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

2) A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

3) A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

4) The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

5) A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, " Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."